World leaders meeting on the ground
Security guards and guns abound
Kevlar vests and shatterproof glass
A human wall will let no one pass.
Just then - a radar blip that looks like snow
Sir, it appears to be a UFO
Scramble pilots and their jets
Shoot down if needed this global threat.
The UFO turns out to be
A flock of birds, no threat to see
It’s clear we have some work to do
To save ourselves from flying poo.